Due to a recent explosion, there is a sudden opening in our home office. We are looking to fill this position immediately since the vacancy has created operational challenges. In order to be considered, the applicant must be an expert in the following areas: operational efficiency, human resources, chef, janitorial, maintenance, personal shopping, counseling, financial managing, grocery stocking, medical triage, veterinarian medicine, pediatric medicine, transportation management & clothing management.
You will also need to be encouraging, patient, kind, selfless and attractive. The ability to work with a low fuel tank and sleep deprivation is a plus.
Successful candidate will report directly to the CEO and must be willing to perform personal services at his discretion.
Remuneration and benefits package are as follows: Zero, zilch pay, no vacation and no sick days.
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