Job Opening!

Due to a recent explosion, there is a sudden opening in our home office. We are looking to fill this position immediately since the vacancy has created operational challenges. In order to be considered, the applicant must be an expert in the following areas: operational efficiency, human resources, chef, janitorial, maintenance, personal shopping, counseling, financial managing, grocery stocking, medical triage, veterinarian medicine, pediatric medicine, transportation management & clothing management.

You will also need to be encouraging, patient, kind, selfless and attractive. The ability to work with a low fuel tank and sleep deprivation is a plus.

Successful candidate will report directly to the CEO and must be willing to perform personal services at his discretion.

Remuneration and benefits package are as follows: Zero, zilch pay, no vacation and no sick days.

Who can find a virtuous and capable wife? She is worth more than precious rubies. Her husband can trust her and she will greatly enrich his life. She will not hinder him but help him all of her life. Her children stand and bless her. Her husband praises her: “there are many virtuous and capable women in the world, but you surpass them all”.


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